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In this page you Learn something so Unique not generally acceptable but widely Understood.Pidgin English AKA Vanucular, So Lets Go there..

My Teeth O!

Kaka- This is a word Generated from the Niger- Delta Region meaning To Pupu, that is Shit e.g "I wan go Kaka" Where this is done is referred to as the Toilet for the "Oyibos" but we call it "White House" or "Post Office" or "Kaka Avenue", So Next time you want to Pass Out excreta whenever you are in Nigeria to be precise Delta State just say" I wan go Kaka or I wan Visit white House"  Warri.................


Amana Pompi- This could have several meaning but I would give each

meaning 1: It means a Car with an A.C chilling big time

Meaning 2: It means maximum Enjoyment, So Amana Pompin  straight Up.....

Zanga: This word was actually made known by a Popular Artist Durella meaning House, Where u stay, Ur Crib, Ur domain, So dem dey for the zanga also meaning the Place any Place could be ur Zanga.Where be ur Zanga? Inbox me to Know my Zanga


Learn More Words Everyday Too much of Everything is Bad so Check tomorrow for New Once

Keep Laughing............

Joke 1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep.
The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

I wan die for Laugh

Joke 2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.

Joke 3
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband.
Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.

Joke 4

Teacher:  All idiots stand up.
A boy stood up.
Teacher: So u are an idiot?
Boy: No ma...I just cant bear u
standing alone madam

Boys Sef

Joke 5

I no say na babes go talk

A girl asked her boyfriend,honey why is it that when a girl have intimacy with more than one guy she is a slut,people hate her.
But when a guy does thesame,he is a legend?
The guy answered.."if a door is opened with more than one key,it becomes a useless door,no one will want to keep anything important in a room with such door...but if a key opens more than one door,then its a "MASTER KEY".
Girl : ummmm! Really      


Joke 5
English Can be so Crazy just Imagine Dis

Vegetarians are said to eat Vegetables, So what do Humanitarians eat?
Those Who Live in Nigeria are called Nigerians How about Those in Jericho?

Now....


And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?

Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.

When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.

English Palava..............

Why???????

My hubby came home one night calmed and happy, I was surprised but happy. He's been out of control for sometime now, actually since I lost my dad two years ago. He became the CEO since my dad died, it was on the will for my husband to become the CEO and my baby brother the Managing director.

I've done everything in my power to make things right but whatever I do is not good enough. This wasn't the same Tayo that I married. My parents were rich but their two children were trained well. I was working in my dad's company until I had my second child. My dad told me to stay at home and takecare of the kids because I refused to get a maid and my grandma that was helping passed away at the time.(I lost my mom five years ago too) I enjoyed every minute of being a wife and a mom until I lost my dad.

My husband came in that fateful day about three months ago, looked at me and said "I don't love you Kemi, I never did. I appreciate everything you have done but it is time I move on with my life. You can stay in this house, keep the cars and I'll arrange for monthly allowance for you and the kids. If your brother agrees with my lawyer's terms, I'll pay him generously for his share in the company. Thanks to your father, I owe the 70% of the company. Don't try to fight this, it is clearly written in your father's will."
I woke up the following day at the hospital and by my side was dad's lawyer, she looked at me and smiled! Two weeks later, the lawyer came to see me at home and to my surprise, she brought with her a letter handwritten by my dad. I wish I could hug dad at that very minute.

There was a clause in the will, if Tayo leaves me without any fault of mine or if he dies before me, I have to take over the company. Dad knew I could handle it, I've been working in the company since my first year in the university! Tayo came to the house two days after I saw dad's letter, begging me to forgive him. Should she forgive? Answer me!