Keep Laughing............

Joke 1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep.
The next day, their driver died of poisoning.

I wan die for Laugh

Joke 2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.

Joke 3
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband.
Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.

Joke 4

Teacher:  All idiots stand up.
A boy stood up.
Teacher: So u are an idiot?
Boy: No ma...I just cant bear u
standing alone madam

Boys Sef

Joke 5

I no say na babes go talk

A girl asked her boyfriend,honey why is it that when a girl have intimacy with more than one guy she is a slut,people hate her.
But when a guy does thesame,he is a legend?
The guy answered.."if a door is opened with more than one key,it becomes a useless door,no one will want to keep anything important in a room with such door...but if a key opens more than one door,then its a "MASTER KEY".
Girl : ummmm! Really      


Joke 5
English Can be so Crazy just Imagine Dis

Vegetarians are said to eat Vegetables, So what do Humanitarians eat?
Those Who Live in Nigeria are called Nigerians How about Those in Jericho?

Now....


And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?

Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out, and an alarm clock goes off by going on.

When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.

English Palava..............